Ernie’s Resolutions

I divert from my usual seriousness today. I’m sure it will return soon.

I came across this blog posting that made me smile, so I’m passing it along. New Year’s resolutions from a horse.

Here are Ernie’s resolutions, if he were to make some:

1. I will try to not whinny for my pasture mates or another horse when separated from others.
2. I will walk when person asks me to walk.
3. I will eat my grain more slowly, realizing no one is going to take it away from me.
4. I will greet my person willingly when she comes into the pasture.
5. I will wait to pee and poop until I’m out of the horse trailer.
6. I will follow other horses calmly and not try to lead all the time.

What resolutions would your horse, dog or cat make?

One thought on “Ernie’s Resolutions

  1. Boomer’s resolutions would be:

    1. I will not be lame today.
    2. I will not itch the hair off my hide.
    3. I wil regrow hair on bald spots.
    4. I will be a roping horse again.
    5. I will not flinch at medicinal sprays.

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